What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 19:10

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Moonraker
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
From Russia With Love
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Dr No
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”Ah so!”
Live and Let Die
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Goldfinger
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”She is very sexyful!”
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Octopussy
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
A View to a Kill
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
The Man with the Golden Gun
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-All the bad guys are black.